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The Happiest Sad Face

by Carl Kavorkian

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Søren Jakobsen
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Søren Jakobsen It is dirty hardcore and a Teddy Faley guest apperence. What is not to like. A super album. Favorite track: Falling Asleep at the Wheel (feat. Broken Klutch).
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ThiNXx Just a dope fresh, hard hitting album! Favorite track: Half Full/Half Empty.
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1.
- this is the beginning of your end - spitting raps in double tap, making sure you don't avenge - shin splints just from sitting on the bench - grovel to your coach but he'll never let you in - so instead, go ahead and sip on a lion's head - while i take shots of tiger's blood like i don't give a what - oh yeah, i'll fuck up the whole pattern - then return back to the scene just to see what happens - and your still yapping and flapping, rapping about trapping - stuck in a past or another man's actions - i can cherish the fact you're not embarrassed at that - you're balling but one check from falling off the map - thinking the world is flat and you high up in the at - must fear. - but unfortunately that is something that i just don't hear - get 7 years of bad luck, just so you can look in the mirror - when you go to put the shard out - stuck in the side of your lungs when you breathe it makes a fart sound - you now have the breath control of an asthmatic - surrounded by cats pinned under a car in traffic - now isn't that tragic? - like my screams of silence radiating from speaker cabinets - cats that know me, asking if i still spit bars - well here's a napkin so you can wipe that snickers off - or stick your face in a lion's head and let it lick it off - you're like a chick coming thru, that doesn't want dick at all - and I'm sick of it all and i'll go hardcore - giving yall more like a guitar to the floor - and give it my all till there's blistering sores - and blood spritzing from all of my pores - [fuck it] I'm kicking down this whole hallway of doors - and letting the juice loose on all of you whores - and then i'll throw in the towel - not because i give up, but so yall can wipe down - building brides rigged with explosives - for those with ferocious ulterior motives - talking all crazy, coming off shady - better off drinking the first piss of a newborn baby - so you can clean up your act - like when i see a chick covered in tats and my penis reacts - some TMI like a BM 5 - times in one day - all's fair in love and war, and i didn't come out to play - taking body parts to showoff in my display - and no matter what measures get taken - i'll release the krakken, your whole foundation gets shaken - now who's next to get it cracking - put a finger on my plate and wait to see a reaction
2.
Laying Hands 03:07
verse 1: - what's that? (what's that?) catch a whiff - with ease you breathe the stench you exhibit - inquisitive minds get devoured in your rampage - but those who know have already advanced to the next stage - and in your two page short story, that's the conclusion - the fact you think you're not losing's only part of your illusion - ...i think you're used to using - not drugs but humans, roll them up and put a torch to them - fool me once, and you'll probably get away with it - but fool me twice and that makes me the fucking idiot - ...and i don't pity friends, - who didn't learn the first time now going thru the same shit again - and that god awful, wide, toothy, shit eating grin - got me feeling like a law abiding citizen - because you're full of more shit and it's evident - than the small intestines of a dog that eats it's own excrement Chorus: - Look sharp, cut you with an eye glance - Lie hands, a majestified stance - try H.A.M., - or as solid as you can - when my gut won't wiggle, and my finger won't bend - Look sharp, cut you with an eye glance - Lie hands, a majestified stance - try H.A.M., - or as solid as you can - because the only one you're fooling is yourself... verse 2: - i need protective gear for the lies that you smear now - all down the walls of my ear canals - and beyond doubt's shadow and judgement obscured by clouds - maybe a god peers down, as he pushes aside his shroud - i see the truth in your retina behind your defensive fits - plain to see, like when a guilty person admits - stuff flying out your mouth and you can't even back it - using words you couldn't spell even with internet access - talking in circles, with a tongue that's a twisted mess - balking at the chance to impress. yes. - i said it. Only because i won't forget it - an ugly image embedded, that was left to your credit. - You fed it, then jetted. Can't draw me into your setting, - and there's no reason to even sweat it. - Two tears in a bucket, motherfucker, you can suck it. - Falling out your mouth, splash in your own substance Chorus (x2): - Look sharp, cut you with an eye glance - Lie hands, a majestified stance - try H.A.M., - or as solid as you can - when my gut won't wiggle, and my finger won't bend - Look sharp, cut you with an eye glance - Lie hands, a majestified stance - try H.A.M., - or as solid as you can - because the only one you're fooling is yourself...
3.
- full metal jousting, peel the cable housing - expose all the veins, electricity spouting - pour it on a pancake for dinner - i don't give a fuck, raw chicken gizzard innards - harness the destruction, chaos, no discussion - wild black stallion, running loose by the ocean - pics with no emotion when i'm posing - cinegraph movement getting lost in the moment - and as the rest of the world passes by - viewing sights with a set of glassy eyes - and you'd be surprised what it spies - nasty lies plotted by those crafty guys - it's what it takes to master the illusion - a small inclusion of attention as currrency - apparently, nah, certainly - carving words on trees for this whole world to see - - trust that my gut'll zoom in on the phoney - and hollow words with no meaning trying to mold me - what is this fungus within that is growing - that jimmy beam that is bringing a slow sting - magnified truth, set fire to the booth - and burn the block down with a digi 002 - the life of a phoenix has been mandated - get knocked down a notch and then upgrade it - holding shit down like king kong on the empire - i take a pause and take a dose from the live wire - a staple from statham to make me rise higher - every word spoken out your mouth's a lie, liar - i could've penned it wiser, but the meaning would've been lost - so i chose to keep it raw by all costs - lean too close to the edge and get tossed - that card up your sleeve got caught by the pit boss - running barefoot in a thick moss, is a chick stark naked - rocking a thin coat of lip gloss, nails (false) painted - her fangs bleached white as yayo, a roster of males - and a shit load of makeup applied to cover up her scales - you can feel her cold breath that smells of blood on it - she's a fucking man eater, you can put your unborn son on it - hands wreak of dead presidents she strangled when hunting - with a one track mind, that's fully focused on one thing - and that one thing got a ring that could bring - every hungry human being to a meeting and commence to beating - the next man senseless, weak and defenseless - all the snakes'll slither out from deep in their trenches - combined and intertwined like a thick wall of vines - or a set of earbuds pulled from a pocket lining - what a divine time to shine with the prize that i'm eyeing - stay progressing and quiet when i'm p.q. minding
4.
- you wanna space walk, that's not your fate dog - frustrate y'all make you wanna peel your face off - in this case raw, so in a way it stays soft - so pray god, will heal away the day's probs - sweat, blood, tears and patience - and determination - is it loud enough? x4 - is it live enough? is it live, live enough for you? - Time to take a ride on willy wonka's boat - no visuals, just musical notes - rocking trench coats and vials of coke - no that was a joke cause it'll clog my nose - please let me breathe, but I can't, I choke - all these damn bills crammed down my throat - shit still stays broke, no matter how we vote - dripping ripped veins slipping down the slope - sweat, blood, tears and patience - and determination - is it loud enough? x4 - is it live enough? is it live, live enough for you? Megabusive - don't let me start, start tripping again - time to play the part, heart beats with a pen - over beats that'll bang, meats meet with a fang - mouth shut, ears open when I'm speaking my friend - street sweep and avenge, steep peaks to the end - creep creeping on a ledge of rules that'll bend - when you're thinking I'm dead, I'm sneaking ahead - While your knees get scraped, sleep in pools of your red - sweat, blood, tears and patience - and determination - is it loud enough? x4 - is it live enough? is it live, live enough for you?
5.
- shit your faith out, that spout you call a mouth - slam dunk with nuts in your face, who's balling now? - picking glass out of your LV sneakers - i'm blowing chunks out of you M3's speakers - causing you to drive erratically - into the glass pane window of the first laundry mat you see - throw you a roll of quarters to clean your life up - and apply enough extra pressure to leave the knife stuck - that's not a stab in your back that's a stab at your raps - that'll leave you death gripping a mic layered with tacks - pay your taxes so you won't go to jail - pay your dues so you won't get labeled as failed - only using three nails to nail you to a cross - and we'll travel 3 miles to a cliff to push you off - crucified, crews confide, cruise into the night - while the track abuses your ride CHORUS - no matter how many windows you roll down - crack your system, strip the knob off on the sound - a spaced mind, blurred visions of the signs - hypnotized by the white dotted lines Broken Klutch - There was evidence I was preaching, 4 Corner assault, - causing coroners to revolt, while I was eye fucking my teacher - Bleachers stained well, with proof I went to hell - Awoken from a dream, that my scholar in ghetto fell - As a black guard I was scar branded with an old dirty bastard - Henny had my back with the authority of Lancaster - What does that mean for the driver… Black Plague Jersey - A Haitian horror story, that leaves Americans screaming Mercy - These new batch of rappers are Aiken… Clay posters inhaled - So I understand your confusion and determination to fail - So I take my crotch to your girl, and flip the switch to convertible - Her name was Girgle Goggle now, recognize the vertical - Teenage massaqure, state of mind virgin - anxiety got me twitchin, and my conscious of bad & evil's conversin - Bad domestic reaction for that red & blue attraction - That's why Kavorkian exists, so I can make that call & close your chapter CHORUS - no matter how many windows you roll down - crack your system, strip the knob off on the sound - a spaced mind, blurred visions of the signs - hypnotized by the white dotted lines
6.
- place setting, face letting off all types of signals - things are not tranquil - from an observants angle, it's obvious like a cankle - there's emotions tangled - a sailor's knot in the throat trying not to emote - more screams than a regime in a sinking boat - stranded in an ocean of thoughts - shooting off flares no one's eyesight caught - capsizing under water levels rising - the captain of the ship riding till it's demise is - the present, no wrapping, no guessing - no breathing, no moving, no stressing - even kiltered, numb feeling, pain filtered - the burying alive of one name's what killed it - on a ill tip took a pill then sip - on distilled liqs chilled and still shit's real - memories swimming with the fishes, and dolphins - like some sea world exhibitiion, they're lost in - the parts unknown - wading a rock bed full of unturned stones - unlearn the moans and bellyaching - what's really jelly, inside a lifesaving donut - sea sick, hunched over about to throw up - face smeared by a warm mist - then pierced in the heart by a swordfish - bleed into the red sea - waiting to black out so i'm no witness to the travesty - trying to deep six it, iceberg and sink this - madness, without a breathing apparatus - the deadliest catch that proved to be a match that - attached 8 tentacles to 4 ventricals - gave a pull and now who's saving who - foaming at the mouth till the face shades blue - a buoy in the smog, with a smug grin installed - when it all collapses and falls - take a cruise around the world - and have yourself two big balls - as if i cared at all - you're just a human tsunami brushing by me - a clubbed seal that used to be alive and exciting - i sit dockside while i'm writing, in the worst of storms - hail and frozen rained upon - a moist page is torn, as a pen rocks when pushed - dipped in the ink of a poisonous octopuss - locked in a bermuda triangle - hung up on a hook real high and dangled - above a section shark infested - now never had a thought so rested - your parts' been tested and rejected - and no longer accepting disrespect from your direction - grabbing the correct wind leaving a wrecked ship
7.
- i got room with a thousand cd's in it - a credit card that's maxxed out to the limit - i made a bad decision, - early 30's bringing women to mom & dad's crib and then - well...you know what happens - when you're hit with the fact you're not gonna make a living rapping - doing all this tapping on an mpc's padding - spending all this cash on equipment in a lavish fashion - doing shows for free, where promoters can't even squeeze - a piece of the cheese off for gas moneys - you can laugh but it ain't funny - driving from state to state performing for 12 peeps - doing a set that seems like it'll never end - for the bartender, bouncer, engineer, promoter and his friend - yeah, it's obvious we love it - with a sadomasochistic twist for the public CHORUS - take off on tour, merch on the floor - vocal chords sore still giving yall more - giving yall more, coming up short - about to abort but faith gets restored - i got a room with two broken technic's in it - a wall of boxes where earbleeding treats sit - that couldn't move if i tossed them out them out the room - out the window outside inside a passerby's ride - got finger that's swole up from hitting this midi controller - to keep emitting a vulture, to keep my soul in it's holster - a mutant chip on my shoulder, that's more the size of a boulder - the look in my eyes is colder, now that i'm older and grown up - a second breath like a cardiac arrest, - with a pound to the chest to get me out of this mess - and i confess, i always did my best - 101 percent put forth so no regrets - but with no return, how much oil can you burn - and until you learn, the curve you can't discern - disintegration begins to take it's place in - the processing cycle of an artist and his life goals CHORUS - take off on tour, merch on the floor - vocal chords sore still giving yall more - giving yall more, coming up short - about to abort but faith gets restored
8.
Father 02:51
- damn time flies, thinking back when you were knee high - ...the most beautiful accident - that will probably ever happen - in this lifetime of mine - in the morning i rise with a thought on my mind - wondering how much different living would be without this distance - like waking up to you in the kitchen - chilling, eating cereal and hearing you - tell school stories from your point of view - blue moments on the hour ride after i embark - don't feel like i failed, more like i kinda missed the mark - every minute at your soccer games, i treat like gold - fighting back a tear when you almost score a goal - or bring home straight a's, chopping away at what was saved - rewarding your report card even tho it's late - by a month or two, i'm just trying to do - the best that i can do, just because it's you - hoping one day you'll understand, this wasn't in the plan - but in the grand scheme i'm still a helping hand - the world has no tape or cup big enough to - show me what it is i have to measure up to - to put it in perspective if i was to make reference - i'm an ant about to climb mount everest - you've done your best and never less - whether active in the yard or in a hospital bed - one of the greatest dad's a son could ever have - when i was good you'd congrat, when i was bad you'd whoop my ass - like that time you chased me like a mouse, bouncing from couch to couch - my only means of escape was a b-line out the house - every beating had a meaning, a lesson learned - and i'd never take it back, so no concern - and thru every up and down, i try to make you proud - unashamed to say you love me and speak it loud - and again my eye starts leaking, - proving all that speaking was never leaving - the opposite earhole it entered - i'm now more centered and feel indentured - well aware that some have one that never bothered - so i'll never take for granted you, my father.
9.
- given up the fight, waiting for that white light - to ignite the path to new heights - family unites, to view their last sights - spending one last night before a new life - with courage and heart, and a head full of thoughts - looking at an familiar body, being slowly torn apart - stop the medication, increasing the sedation - start the countdown, and make peace with the savior - i couldn't imagine a twin losing a sibling - in good spirits, not a hint of fear given - still ribbing and cracking jokes - an occasional tear dripping down the face of kinfolk - waiting at the front door for the grim reap - one last smile etched into the memory - a longer hug for that last drop of love - that final goodbye, that we all find tough Teddy Faley: - Don't get it twisted that's a friend of mine, You should of been sure, that was a friend of yours - & We should have seen that coming from a thousand yards before  - We act like there aint nothing wrong, there's somethin wrong of course - but there was 'normal', then there was you, and you was tryin to find the storm  - I know that feeling well, but never found it's source, - until the day I heard that you had found yours - Yours taught me it torched like a scorched sunrise on some never mind that's forced - Just wanna gorge ourselves impure until we dull down every thorn - I still bug on just how kind you was my brother - Never smirked a smile behind nobody's back or found discouragements to mutter  - That's a wild god that built you just to break you - To give your mom an angel just to watch him break your halo  - And that's why i ask the faithful why they pray to such a-hole - and I read through our old texts and try to find a payphone - I won't never write about you, this the last time that I do  - I ain't good enough at what I do to make it true
10.
- somebody get cups, somebody get bottles - somebody get blunts, and we gone get goggles - now we ain't role models, so we go full throttle - switch toggled, flipped module - mind boggled, drink hollow - somebody got cups, somebody got bottles - somebody got blunts, now we all got goggles - you wanna get blown follow, i'm talking sky high tho - stoned waddle, zoned motto, - about to win this bone lotto - pants to the floor, dancing with hoes - ego stroke til expansion of holes - swim from the coast to the man in the boat - creeps get close till their hands on their throat - prance in a cloak, fantasy zone - put a staff through her clothes and man, did she moan - ba-bad to the bone, fan-fancy capone - tra-trashed out her dome, cra-crashed in a home - bird bath a must, splash then the bus - pain in the calf, pulled back it cramped up - no complaints on the scufs from the carpet munch muff - tough drank much shots, now he puking guts up - still half wide awake, so he's screwing up stuff - nut caked on his pants, lewd view of crude lust - raw stench on his hand, perfume, cooch musk - and knew when he bust, he's only doing this once CHORUS - running through moments - mind cannot trace it - lost in the space is - words or the places - liquor scores and erases - what occurred or the faces - black the fuck out, black the fuck out - welcomed to the club with tequila for free - boots to the knees, skirt just below the cheeks - shots all night, paid no price - conversation strike with the man that was nice - halfway fried, all impressed with his ice - before she blink twice, undressed with his eyes - addresses his ride, parked outside - slide from her girls, dips out on the sly - dick out as he drives, till they pull in the drive - slipped inside, drawls pulled to the side - pokes and he pries till he draws out cries - howls in the darkness of the pale moonlight - bowels start to tighten as her frail bruised thighs - shake and they throb, no latex involved - both so enthralled, that that couldn't stall - the alcohol's job, another memory robbed - don't normally do this on the first night...riiiiight - i only do this with a person that i...liiiiike - don't be embarrassed, it's not your fault - we can handle these needs, like grown adults - without going to court, not gonna judge your thoughts - no pressure forced, just let it run it's course - don't strap up cause wrapper's too...tiiiight - seemed like a good idea in hind...siiiight - ball for the cause just like you're taught - a star turned rock and the cost's your floss - when you fall in pools of alcohol - now your tossed in a time line lost CHORUS - running through moments - mind cannot trace it - lost in the space is - words or the places - liquor scores and erases - what occurred or the faces - black the fuck out, black the fuck out

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Collaboration of Carl Kavorkian (Jam Faction/Pennsylvania) and Lou Cypher (Minga Kings/Germany).

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released February 26, 2013

Executive Produced by Lou Cypher
Written by Carl Kavorkian
Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Lou Cypher
Featuring Natalia Bagatelas, Broken Klutch, Megabusive & Teddy Faley
Artwork by Rogue One

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